"What Is This, a Kitchen for Ants?" This Teeny-Tiny Kitchen Island Has Folks Baffled

While documenting a house going up for sale, this man identified one of its ... promoting points? This is for any person in need of a tiny kitchen island.

I've by no means purchased a area, however I've undoubtedly spent hours scouring websites like Zillow and Trulia pretending I was in the market for one. If I one way or the other came into a ton of money — calling all nameless wealthy benefactors — I'd head straight to CIRCA Old Houses so I may just buy a Victorian home that includes a ton of fireplaces. I've all the time wanted a fireside in my bed room so I will be able to fall asleep to its glow over the miserable glow of a cell phone screen.

There are positive issues I look for in each and every space, with the exception of fireplaces of course. I would like hardwood floors, a porch, crown molding, and a huge kitchen where I will be able to inevitably learn how to prepare dinner. I'm now not as invested within the cooking house as some persons are, but I acknowledge a bizarre design choice when I see one. And boy do I see one in a TikTok from @Serenityinspect who documented the smallest kitchen island ever. Is this still an island? Surely it is simply a rock.

Blink and you can miss this wee kitchen island.

As if this situation is not humorous enough, home inspection corporate @Serenityinspect on TikTok published the lovely kitchen island the usage of one heck of a joke setup. "All right, guys, pop quiz," the individual conserving the digicam asks with much less intimidation than Dennis Hopper used in Speed. "Can anybody tell me the smallest island in the United States?"

He pans across a completely customary kitchen earlier than landing on this comically small kitchen island. At first my eyes didn't clock this as a kitchen island on account of its dimension. As they adjusted, I started to see things were someway sitting on its miniature surface area. A bottle of wine in conjunction with two stemless wine glasses were sitting in a basket. Next to it was a candle after which a far off to something.

Perhaps the remote is used to keep watch over the island's size. With a push of a button, perhaps parts of the floor divulge heart's contents to reveal the remainder of the island as it rises as much as meet what is already visible. Clearly I'm describing an addition to Disney World's Carousel of Progress appeal.

Out of curiosity, I needed to know the real smallest island in the United States. According to Urbo, Just Room Enough Island is "located in the famous Thousand Islands chain on the United States–Canada border. It’s exactly what it sounds like: a cozy little island with just enough room for a couple of inhabitants." OK now the place is the Zillow however just for bizarre little islands? Zislands?

The feedback section of @SerenityInspect's TikTok used to be filled to the brim with jokes, and rightfully so. Who would do such a thing? What is its purpose? "Will it grow up if I water it," asked one user. One particular person in fact idea @Serenityinspect was referring to Rhode Island. Now that I think about it, Rhode Island is not an island in any respect. What trickery is this?

What are kitchen islands use for anyway?

First of all, let's outline a kitchen island. Per Singer Kitchens, it is a "freestanding cabinet which can either match your existing kitchen design or compliment it. A kitchen island can have kitchen stools around it for extra seating, and includes integral storage drawers or cabinets and can be used to house your cooking appliances." By this definition, that teeny island is now not a kitchen island.

They have been firstly wooden farm tables that have been used as more room to prep food or doubled as additional seating for the circle of relatives. Nowadays they are phase design, part storage and are incessantly used in an open concept area. (Controversial opinion: Open concepts are terrible and we wish to deliver back walls and privateness. I do not need to stare at folks in the lounge whilst I'm chopping vegetables. They will have to be helping.)

Having a bizarre mini kitchen island is almost as good as the bizarre things other folks often find while renovating a area. In the home development Subreddit, somebody put out a name for folks's atypical findings and I used to be not upset. "During a condo renovation we found a picture and note behind the door casing explaining that the woman who had lived there previously had passed away of sudden illness and asked that we leave her picture behind," said one person. They obliged.

In potential torture information, one commenter discovered their wall was once full of previous razor blades. Please assist? Apparently this was once normal. "I just learned that old medicine cabinets had slots to dispose of razors. They just went right into the wall. That could explain yours," answered a helpful Reddit consumer. OK however how many partitions are lately full of razor blades?

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