'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' Is Full of Hilarious Quotes These Are Our Favorites
Publish date: 2024-05-24
The characters of 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' are recognized for pronouncing some hilarious quotes and absurd lines. Here are some of our favorites.
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It's never a lifeless second with The Gang on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The common dark-comedy sequence follows a group of five sociopathic friends who ostensibly perform a run-down dive bar referred to as Paddy's Pub. When they are no longer slacking off on their tasks, they're ceaselessly getting into all kinds of misadventures and antics as they try to scheme, plot, and sabotage their manner through existence. The sequence has been occurring for 15 seasons, with a minimum of three extra on the approach.
As the longest-running live-action sitcom in U.S. tv history, Sunny has turn out to be a cult classic. The major cast of characters options plenty of clashing personalities and over-inflated egos, main them to say some of probably the most ridiculous and memorable quotes you'll find on TV.
With a new season at the horizon, let's have a look back at some of the hilarious issues that The Gang has said. Here are some of our favorite quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, broken down via character.
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Charlie Kelly (portrayed via Charlie Day)
Source: FX
"Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland, where jobs grow on jobbies!?"
"I am going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces."
"Birds don't drink milk."
"Stupid science b--ch couldn't even make I more smarter!"
"I'll just regress, because I feel I've made myself perfectly redundant!"
Dennis Reynolds (portrayed via Glenn Howerton)
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"I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!"
"I have the stride of a gazelle."
"News flash, a--hole! I've been hearing it the entire g--damn time!"
"I will come down on this hospital like the hammer of Thor! The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gust of a thousand winds!"
"I do not like it with the skin, Dee! I'm not allowed to eat it with the skin! I'm not allowed!"
Ronald "Mac" McDonald (portrayed via Rob McElhenney)
Source: FXX
"On the first day, God said, 'let there be... Mac.'"
"Science is a liar sometimes!"
"I'm waiting for you guys to praise me because I'm doing something anti-racist, and I think I deserve praise for that, do I not?"
"Gay Mac rules! Gay rich Mac!"
"All of my instincts and my training tell me to use this as a weapon."
Dee Reynolds (portrayed by Kaitlin Olson)
Source: FX
"I will eat your babies, b---h!"
"You guys all better eat a d---, 'cause Sweet Dee just beat the system."
"Right down the middle is so boring! That's not what the audience wants to see!"
"How do three men in their 30s not have $800 between them?"
"I'm Sweet Dee and the joke's on me!"
Frank Reynolds (portrayed by means of Danny DeVito)
Source: FX
"I'm sorry, rum ham!"
"I don't know how many years I got left on this planet! I'm going to get real weird with it!"
"The sickness and anger inside of you is diabolical. Way to go, son!"
"If you're dealt a bunch of lemons, you gotta take those lemons and stuff' em down somebody's throat until they see yellow!"
