Google "Florida Man" and Your Birthday to See What Your REAL Horoscope Is

Publish date: 2024-06-10

There's a Florida Man headline for pretty much everyone's birthday, what's yours?

Mustafa Gatollari - Author

The legend of "Florida Man" continues to grow. As each new absurd headline comes out of the Sunshine State, the mythos of this esoteric figure — capable of crimes that are simultaneously frightening and hilarious — reaches new heights.

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He turns out to be the preferred on the web, where morbid fascinations with the bizarre and astoundingly weird thrive. It's best natural "Florida Man" changed into, now not only a meme, but in addition a supply of cast clicks for media shops. Heck, there's more than likely a mini "Florida Man" economy on the net with heaps of different people getting a piece of that pie.

Since it seems like there's no result in sight to the irritating "Florida Man" headlines from America's favorite swamp, we may as neatly have as a lot a laugh with it as possible. Which is most probably how this wonderful Florida Man zodiac sport were given began. 

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No one is aware of who in fact started the sport, however the regulations are simple enough: Just google the term "Florida Man" and then the month and day of your start (year is unnecessary). The news tale or stories that pop up in the effects are what  defines your persona sort, as a substitute of a few dumb stars within the sky that experience most certainly by no means tried sneaking into Disney World. How could they ever know you favor a man who was once arrested for throwing a cookie at his female friend may just? Or a dude who threatened to "kill someone with kindness" and then approached them with his machete, which he had named "Kindness."

Classic Florida Man.

Here are my FM horoscopes.

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O.M.G. These are, like, so on level — I'm completely like this, it is wild.

It did not take long for the fashion to catch on and people began sharing some very superb Florida Man headlines that ran the gamut from completely abominable to tremendous funny.

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From flashing people who almost certainly did not want to be flashed, to attacking folks with tractors, there's a Florida Man headline for everyone.

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I if truth be told expected a lot more iguana and reptile comparable posts than I've been seeing as I comb via other folks's results.

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In fact, in case you are ever on the lookout for something to do at a birthday celebration, you'll be able to pretty much just pull up a smartphone and then have other folks Google their Florida Man horoscope. Boom: unending hours of dialog that can best be made better with booze.

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The thing about taking part in this "Florida Man" game is that you can have a bunch of kooky tales about dudes stealing meals or getting drunk and fighting a shopping cart and then, oh wait, any individual's getting disemboweled with place of business supplies.

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Then there have been some that just gave the look of unjust arrests. Like this stripteasing dude used to be just trying to lighten the temper at a cafe, and another who was simply minding his personal industry on his own belongings

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The extra and extra you dig into Florida Man, on the other hand, the more you know there's a headline for everyone. And I'm no longer just talking about birthdays, I'm talking about one that hits you to the core. One that perfectly captures who you're as a human being.

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Some of the Florida Man headlines, alternatively, have been beautiful darn healthy. Like this dude who pretended to be homeless and as a substitute talented $100 to whoever tried to lend a hand him out.

But it didn't take long for the Twitter thread to revert to its outdated Florida Man tactics.

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Personally, I assumed I'd come throughout much more crocodile/alligator related stories.

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