'CSI's Catherine Willows Turns 60: Her Most Iconic Quotes!

Mary Marg Helgenberger performed Catherine Willows on 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation', and now on 'CSI: Vegas'. Here are a few of her best quotes!

Long before the collection returned to the small display for a reboot in 2021, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation introduced viewers to Marg Helgenberger, who performed the one and only Catherine Willows.

Throughout her years-long tenure on the display, Catherine held a different position in our hearts. Although she made her exit from the display after Season 12, she later returned for the series finale, and made her large comeback in Season 2 of CSI: Vegas.

Armed and ready with clapbacks for days, Catherine is a national treasure that should be safe at all costs. For the iconic TV personality’s 60th birthday, we’ve rounded up a listing of her best possible quotes!

Happy Birthday Catherine Willows! Here are some of Marg Helgenberger's highest 'CSI' quotes ...

1. “Never doubt, never look again. That’s how I are living my life.” (Season 1, Episode 23: “Strip Stranger”)

2. “I may store the outlets, however I read Vogue.” (Season 3, Episode 21: “Forever”)

3. “There’s 24 hours in the day and I’m pulling 16 for the county, spending 3 pretending to sleep and the opposite five mendacity to my daughter that the whole thing’s going to be all proper.” (Season 3, Episode 22: “Play With Fire”)

4. “Never underestimate the fragility of a male ego.” (Season 5, Episode 18: “Spark of Life”)

5. “You know the article that makes a fantasy nice is the possibility that it could come true. And while you lose that risk, it just kind of sucks.” (Season 6, Episode 1: “Bodies in Motion”)

6. “My moral compass does not all the time point in the same direction as yours … ” (Season 6, Episode 11: “Werewolves”)

7. “One thing you learn doing this task is that dangerous things happen to those who never expect it.” (Season 6, Episode 17 “I Like to Watch”)

8. “Stop and smell the roses.” (Season 7, Episode 3: “Toe Tags”)

9. “I'm hoping I die ahead of I am getting old.” (Season 7, Episode 7: “Post-Mortem”)

10. “Everybody’s were given dirty laundry. Sometimes it gets you killed.” (Season 7, Episode 8: “Happenstance”)

11. “You know, I’d slap you, but I think you’d experience it an excessive amount of.” (Season 7, Episode 23: “The Good, The Bad & The Dominatrix”)

12. “Most four-year-olds will do what you tell them. Most ten-year-olds do what they want.” (Season 8, Episode 2: “Who and What?”)

13. “I like it when the king gets it mistaken. Keeps him human.” (Season 8, Episode 14: “Drops’ Out”)

14. “I similar to to look at the blokes hit every other. And I love their butts.” (Season 10, Episode 5: “Bloodsport”)

15. “When you’re young, you suppose you are immortal and while you’re outdated, you simply need to remember how that felt." (Season 10, Episode 13: “Internal Combustion”)

16. “I don’t do attics. I’m dirty enough.” (Season 11, Episode 4: “Sqweegel”)

17. “I’ve had all the complicated relationships I can handle. This is who I am. Please don’t try to change me. I promise I won’t try to change you.” (Season 11, Episode 9: “Wild Life”)

18. “I sat here a very long time ago and talked about how solving a case can make you feel like ‘King Kong on Cocaine’. But just like any drug, it’s got a dark side and the rush is fleeting — just like life.” (Season 12, Episode 12: "Willows within the Wind")

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